Dating is easier and more difficult in 2021 than in the past. We are certainly exposed to a multitude of apps and websites, each of which presents an endless stream of profiles, bios, names, ages, heights, etc. But a bigger pool makes it harder to weed out the duds and find the people you can really connect with. That or her on the other end of that problem, finding too many people walking through your profile.
Tinder bios decide whether to go for a hunk or a top: Attractive images and a clever as well as interesting text bring deserved matches. No text and unfavorable images end with a swipe to the left. Daily Illinois has put together some really cool and funny Tinder bios for you, which clearly shot the bird. Have fun!
Tinder makes searching easier for searchers, who can read a brief blurb and hand it over to someone with a snap of their fingers. But it’s harder for those trying to get noticed. If you can be pushed aside so easily, how do you grab someone else’s attention and get them to swipe right instead of left?
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Tinder Profile Picture Tips
It starts with the profile picture. The truth is, there is no hard and fast rule for the perfect picture. Just focus on showing your assets. That means highlighting your best physical traits, but also highlighting your best personality traits.
Show it off with a goofy photo, if you are funny. If you’re social, show yourself around town with a friend. Use this awesome picture of yourself posing in front of the Colosseum, if you travel a lot. Let people know who you are.
Tinder Organic Tips
Once you have the profile picture, it’s time to start thinking about the perfect bio. It is much easier said than done. However, it is important that you do not skip this part. If you don’t have a bio at all, you’ll look lazy or disinterested.
As with the photo, play to your strengths. Be funny if you are funny. If you aren’t, don’t force it or it will just turn out to be uncomfortable. If you’re a big reader or a fan of movies, consider a quote. However, avoid anything too cliche or you will appear cliche.
If you have a total loss, try a simple descriptive statement. It appears disrespectful, even humorous, and will get you off the hook. Examples are “I like cheese” or “I sing in the shower”.
Hilarious Funny Tinder Bios
If you really want to be really funny, check out the following for inspiration. These funny Tinder bios range from bizarre to astute and are guaranteed to make you smile.
Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets
I am just hoping you don’t walk all over me
I might be lactose intolerant become handle your milk
I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.
I was kicked off of tinder twice: once for making a penis shaped christmas cookie my profile photo, the second because my bio was “theres always money in the banana stand” and someone mistook that for me being an escort.
I may like being choked but sea turltels don’t… pick up your fucking trash
I got a B+ in Human Sexuality in college, so let’s just say I know my way around a
*checks poorly scribbled notes*
I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t know how I liked my coffee.
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
I’m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for, but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for.
Have you ever said “Fuck the Police”
You want a queen? Earn one. You want a whore? Buy me 3 shots of Tequila.
If you want a whore, give me $2, if you want a queen, You’ve come to the wrong place.
Hello Ladies,
Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped leaving his bio blank, and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, the man of your dreams. What’s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It’s pizza with your favourite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favourite dot. Anything’s possible when you match me on Tinder.
Don’t match me just looking for an account
I’m dying to meet you.
When can ICU?
If your surname is Tickle I might have to marry you.
Will you marry me?
Sure, but I like pineapple on pizzas and I think star wars in overrated.
Brunch eather extraordiair, chess enthusiast, world’s okayest sit down comedian. Let’s do sushi and catch a show at IO.
If you are interested, after we message for a bit, do not ask for my number, or my enemies be alerted. Instead, head to your nearest bus stop. There will be a man reading a newspaper and wearing a gray hat. Ask him for a glass of milk. If he responds with “Yes it is a cloudy day,” he is my associate, and will pass an envelope containing the date and time of our meeting. If he is not there, or down respond with that, Run.
I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.
This isn’t the kitchen
I’m lost
send help
pls
This is my roommate Bailey. She doesn’t know I made her a Tinder so if you win a date with here please don’t mention it. She’s super cool and all, but she’s been hogging the Netflix lately and I really need to get her out of the house so I can catch up on my shows.
I was probably pooping while I swipe
My nickname is Gillette because I’m…
Married. 14 kids and looking for someone to sneak into my bedroom when my husband isn’t in town. Just kidding. I just want someone to agree to go to my cousins wedding with me this summer so my family stops questioning my sexuality. Please message me your “Wedding date resume” in MLA format if you’r interested.
I’s cultured in that I like imported beers & travelling.
If you can’t laugh at yourself, I probably will.
I gag on my toothbrush so don’t excited.
I once entered 10 puns into a pun contest, but not a single pun won. No pun in ten did.
I’m half deaf (yes, really) so here is an example of our first date:
You – “as you know, I’m an incredibly successful Chris Pratt impresonator and I cannot wait to shower you with gifts and money.”
Me – “”what?”
Your parents will love me, but your neighbor not
A little known fact is that I cover 40% of life
I enjoy long walks on the beach, but I can’t walk, and the sand fucks
Getting lost in the super market as a child was scarring, mama would call out my name and everyone would call out Polo,
I’m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for, but rather the type of girls I hold in farts for.
@50 shades of wray
I don’t have Ebola
What do you call a blind german?
A NotSee
Hahaha btw I’m blind.
For all the people out there saying there must be something wrong with me if I’m putting this much efforts into my bio,
Disclaimer: I dont have legs, but dont worry – I’m taking it in stride. Just roll with it okay?
My life was a trainwreck (literally hit by a train), here’s some awesome benefits from it:
I’ll never run away from you
Front row parking
Technically I can still doggy paddle, I even have sexy land roving bionic legs
I have similar functionalities to a vacuum, easily portable – I come on wheels and I ….
Its not uncomfortable for my feet to be above my head
Face: 10/10
Body: 8/10
Legs” 5/2
Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter. She suffers from poor choices.
Recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t like how I take my coffee.
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
Without other people’s click in it.
Am I cute? No. Do I have a nice person
I don’t even care if you’re a murderer
I need someone to be my right hand man
So here’s how this will go:
We’ll exchange punny pickup lines
I’ll make small talk, you mention the puppy
Pretty sure it’ll get flirty
Eventually you’ll send me your number
Will help you register to vote. That’s all I’m here for.
FIGHT
Stop asking I’ve never held one.
Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “tall girls” is just a chemical reaction that compels short people to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Brak the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on people your own height.
How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard working. Alpha Male. Jack hammer. Merciless. Insatiable. I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
